Cast
Ernest Borgnine
Albert
Zachary Abel
Justin Palma
Natasha Lyonne
Mrs. Keaton
Ahney Her
Nikki
Mickey Rooney
Jerry Sherman
Sally Kellerman
Dorothy
Bryan Williams
Chris Brown
Daniel Roebuck
Frank
Madison Liddy
April
Rance Howard
Chuck
Sam Borowski
Man Making out with Girlfriend...
Paul Sorvino
Himself
Alex Hyde-White
Preacher
Chuck McCann
Manny Melowitz
Bill Sorvino
Arresting Officer
Mary Dimino
Gina Palma
Duane Whitaker
Intimidating Inmate
Jan Rooney
Janet
Mara New
Muriel
Eric Stein
Clarence
Jessica DiCicco
Receptionist
Clint Howard
Cliff
Michael Maugeri
Hearse Driver
Dick Contino
Himself
Hal Williams
Resident Playing Cards at Casi...
Harold Sylvester
Grim Interviewer
Efram Potelle
Serious Interviewer
Janelle Gaeta
Girl Making out with Boyfriend...
Kevin Rushing
Large African American Man